冬天里的交通工具：雪上摩托SKi-Doo，时速可能180 km/hr，开到120 km/hr 后会不时腾空，如水上快艇，后面拖的便是雪橇。

兄弟情深：一头公牛已经中弹倒地，另一头却不肯离去，并阻止我们靠近。

顽强的动物：肩部中一弹后仍狂奔千米而不倒，头部补一弹后方倒地但怒目圆睁，令人可敬。

等到这头麝牛彻底死亡之后，另一头才很不情愿地离开给我们拍照的机会。

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:  
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We  have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over  100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?  
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you  answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N  O
   P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15
  16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23  24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and  
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%  
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 
 And,  
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
ND, look how far ass  kissing will take you.  
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can  conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work  and Knowledge will get you close, and your  Attitude will  get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing  that will put you over the top.  

 "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE  SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT  THEM"

Does the expression, "We've always done it that way!" ring any  bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between
 the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.  That is an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge  used? Because that is the way 
they built them in England, and Irish & English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre railroad tramways, and that is the gauge they
 used. Why did "they" use that gauge then?  Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that 
they used for building wagons, which used the same wheel spacing. 

Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?  Well, if they tried to use any other  spacing, the wagon
 wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who 
built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying 
their wagon wheels.  Since the chariots were made for (or by) Imperial  Rome, they all had the same wheel spacing.  The 
United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5  inches is derived from the original specification for an Imperial Roman 
war chariot.

Specifications and bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass 
came up with it, you may be exactly right. This is because the Imperial Roman war chariots were made just wide enough to 
accommodate the back ends of two war-horses. 
Now, the twist to the story... 
there is an interesting extension to the story about railroad gauges  and horses' behinds.
When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big  booster rockets attached to the sides of the 
main tank.  These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs.  "Thiokol" makes the SRBs at their factory at Utah. The engineers 
who designed the SRBs might have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the
 factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains.  The SRBs
 had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the  railroad track is about as wide 
as two horse's behinds.  So,a major design feature of what is arguably  the world's most advanced transportation system
 was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.  

What food might this contain? The mouse wondered - he was devastated to is cover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:

There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. " " I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"  The pig sympathized,but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.  

"Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"   The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."  

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.  

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.  

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.  But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.  The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

 So many people came for her funeral; the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

  So, the next times you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.      

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.  

EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend!!!